Next up, the U, on the road. While any road game is a little scary, this is not your daddies U. This is the "lost seven of eight games to ranked teams" U. The last loss was a 51-13 beat down by OU. They regrouped enough to beat Florida International 23-9 despite three turnovers by their QB (two INTs and one fumble). Regardless of their current status, a win against a program like this would be a great statement. Wait... I forgot. Fran is "not really concerned about personal statements or anything like that or statements for our team other than to try to get this fourth victory."

As absurd as it sounds, the four letter network already has bowl projections. We are currently a consensus pick for the Valero bowl (wtf).